Big Dong and Prosper
Lauren, 20, Boston, I kinda suck.

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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

Jennifer Lawrence on Saturday Night Live (January 19th, 2013

flowisaconstruct:

And suddenly, I identified with Lorde.

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color meme: notgrungybitchin requested margaret + #4: pink & blue

send me a character/ship/show + a palette!

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

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caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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You won the experiment. You won science. You’re a scientist now.

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

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I hadda get down on my hands and knees and scrub the floors. When I’d get up at the end of the day, my knees’d be raw and bleedin’ and they never got a chance to heal. Sometimes I’d make knee-pads out of a few rags, but when the guards seen what I was doin’, they’d beat the shit outa me. Every single night I was starved, the food was so terrible that it was almost impossible to swallow….I seen a movie called Oliver Twist. It was written by some English guy by the name of Charles Dickens, and the young kid in that picture reminded me of myself, because they used to knock that bastard around in the picture the way they did me at Hampton Farms.

The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano 

I get so many emotions from baby!Charlie using film as a coping mechanism. Pretty sure this is the version of Oliver Twist he would have seen by this time. 

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